it’s really funny how usamericans can only conceive of politics as their engagement with Product and so every time a Product or Marketing For A Product is released they all spend weeks getting mad about the political positions of Product. is my coffee woke. is my washing machine homophobic. is the barbie movie my friend
my favorite sex position is the global 69 where one person lies face own naked at th north pole and the other one lies in the same spot but rotated and at the south pole and they both lie there and freeze to death
I keep making this post and then deleting it. Anyway. I don’t know what’s going to happen but without Chris’s help my finances are about to get a lot worse, and since we’re not together he has no obligation to help me + he has his own debt
Please help me pay for my teeth, no one will ever date me again if you don’t (on top of all the health problems and risk of death from tooth infections and all the other issues)
the thing with edibles is if you only eat half the two halves are gonna know theyre separated. and theyre gonna to know that they arent meant to exist in that state of separation and they will yearn for reunification. so the edible half in your stomach will be calling out to the uneaten half, forcing you to eventually succumb and eat the other half so they may be reunited. many such cases
At the time of posting (5:17 UTC) Curiosity has been on Mars for 11 Earth years!
There’s a post claiming that Curiosity sings itself happy birthday each year - it did it’s first year, but it hasn’t since. Power is an in-demand resource, especially this year when we’re in the dead of winter with an aging battery and still trying to pack in science as we climb Mount Sharp!
This past earth year has been a great one for the decade-old rover. We crossed into the sulfate region, which contains more “salty” minerals which probably formed later in Mars’ history when the planet was transitioning from its wet past to its dry present.
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Despite this we still saw evidence of past water, which we thought we’d left behind lower down the mountain!
We’re not just looking down with our robot geologist - the present climate is a treasure trove. It’s the middle of the cloudy season on Mars, and earlier this year Curiosity saw some stunning twilight clouds lit by the just-set sun. This included seeing crepuscular rays for the first time on Mars, and a stunning, feather-like cloud.
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Curiosity has faced challenging terrain from the hard rocks of the marker band to the slippy slidy ridge it navigated quite recently, but 11 years after landing it’s still going strong with a team back on earth helping it navigate the challenges it faces.
like literally society can’t even handle women’s COVERED nipples. i hate bras and generally do just say fuck it but there’s always the fear of people hiving me shit for my nipples poking through my shirt, especially being sexually harassed about it. but with men it’s not an issue! they don’t have to stress so fucking much about their tits! i hate it here i want to throw up and die. bring back tge free the nipple movement right now
this is the single greatest line of dialogue that has ever or will ever exist im so glad the big bang happened and life progressed to the exact line of circumstances that allowed this to happen
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